The old gent and the BMW


A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car salesroom.  Taking off down the motorway, he  floored it to 160, enjoying the wind blowing  through what little hair he had  left.

"Amazing!" he thought as  he flew down the 1, enjoying pushing the pedal to the  metal even more.  Looking in his rear view  mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights  flashing and siren blaring.

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car salesroom.  Taking off down the motorway, he  floored it to 160, enjoying the wind blowing  through what little hair he had  left.

"Amazing!" he thought as  he flew down the 1, enjoying pushing the pedal to the  metal even more.  Looking in his rear view  mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights  flashing and siren blaring.

"I can  get away from him – no problem!"  thought the  elderly nutcase as he floored it to 180kmh,then 220  then 240kmh.  Suddenly, he thought, "What on  earth am I doing? I’m too old for this  nonsense!"  So he pulled over to the side of the  road and waited for the police car to catch up with  him.

Pulling in behind him, the  police officer walked up the driver’s side of the BMW,  looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in  10 minutes.  Today is Friday and I’m taking  off  for the weekend.  If you can give me a  reason why you were speeding that I’ve never  heard before, I’ll let you  go."

The old man, looked very  seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago,  my wife ran off with a policeman. I  thought you were bringing her  back."

"Have a good day, Sir",  said the policeman .


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