Two peanuts walk into a bar
One was a salted

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry we don’t serve food in here"

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

A seal walks into a club…

A man walks into a pub, goes up to the bar "Pint of best" he says to the bar man, Whilst waiting for his drink he notices that Vincent Van Gogh is sitting at one of the tables He goes up to him and says "Are you Vincent Van Gogh?"
"Yes" the old man replies
" do you want a pint?"
"No, ta. I`ve got one `ere."

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs.

What’s got four legs and an arm?
A happy pit bull.

How did Pinnochio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire.

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