Four Parrots and a Priest

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two  female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to  have some  fun?’"
"That’s terrible!" the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible.  My parrots will  teach your parrots to stop saying that      terrible phrase and will learn to praise and worship."    

"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest’s  house.

His two  male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.

The lady  puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the females say "Hi,  we’re  prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put  the beads away,our prayers have been answered!"

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