Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Grace’."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say ‘Your Eminence’."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.

The first three women give her this subtle "Well…?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6’4", hard bodied, well hung, male stripper. Whenever  he walks into a room, women say,
"My God…."