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  • Four Catholic mothers

    Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father." The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Grace’." […]

  • Four Parrots and a Priest

    A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two  female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."       "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to  have some  fun?’"      "That’s terrible!" the […]

  • Two sides of the story

    HER SIDE OF THE STORY: He was in an odd mood when I got to the pub, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn’t say anything much about it. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we […]

  • Two Aussies on a Greek island

    An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek  Islands. He walks into  a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other. At the end of Jill’s shift he asks her if she wants to come back […]

  • A man escapes from prison

    A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed, the […]

  • Polish divorce

    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.  Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him – "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting […]

  • The New Monk

    A new young monk arrives at the monastery and as with all new monks he is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church  by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not  from the original manuscript. So, the new monk […]